me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
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I’m depressed, I don’t feel like doing anything except sleeping, I don’t even feel like smiling or moving. Just sleeping.
neyruto: you ever dislike someone so much you just want to shrink and crawl inside them so you can whisper i hate you to each individual blood cell
perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally.
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
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